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If you are always up in air with what you need to include in your beach bag, you are not alone. When visiting the beach, you want to make sure you have everything you will need while at the same time refraining from carry a ton of stuff. One of the ways you can accomplish saving space is by taking a roll up shoe with you instead of bulky shoes or flip flops.

It is known that one of the biggest space hogs is shoes whether sneakers, flip flops or other beach type shoe. you can gain back a lot of space when using roll up shoes because they roll up, are compact and fit just about anywhere. a roll up shoe comes with its own carrying case which makes it easy to distinguish your shoes from other items that may be in your bag, purse or any other location where you keep them.

Your beach gear should always include items that you know you will need as well as items that you might potentially need. for example, if you are going out to the beach for a day and decide to stay for dinner, you will need something to change into. Roll up shoes are perfect because they look great and easily slip on.

Looking for other places to store your roll up shoes besides your beach tote? what about in your picnic basket or lunch boxes? being that these roll up shoes are self-contained, they are completely separate from all items. This means that you can have a picnic on the beach and have rollable shoes on hand if you wanted to go into the street, walk the beach in shoes and more. you can also choose to store your roll up shoes in the pocket of your pants. They are so small when rolled up, they often times fit into shorts and pants pockets.

What makes roll up shoes a great beach wear accessory is the fact that they are easily cleaned. if your roll up shoes get dirty, which is very likely when at the beach, you can wipe the tips off with warm water and they will look just as good as when you got them. if they really need a heavy duty cleaning, you can simply pop them in the washer and allow them to air dry afterwards.

Overall, rollable shoes are very convenient for the beach, easily tucked away until you need to use them, conserve space, look great and very easy to clean. what more could you ask for in a beach item? for even more fun, check out specific styles such as summer looks to really make your beach attire stand out in the crowd. Roll up flip flops are also a great way to get the most out of your beach experience. with roll up shoes or roll up flip flops, you will be comfortable, stylish and have a practical item to carry around with you as an alternative if you are not already wearing them to the beach already

Will cell phones be the future of gaming?

On buses and trains and at the local Starbucks, more and more business people are staring at their cell phones. but they’re not trying to close the latest deal No, the new interest in cell phones is gaming, and everyone is swept up in this craze.

After the success of Atari in the 70′s, arcades sprung up and gaming became seen as childish or nerdy. after years of continued growth, gaming is now even larger than the movie industry. but until recently, average people fell like they aren’t interested in wasting their time and were embarrassed to admit they played. so what’s changed this trend?

People are now surrounded by computers and technology. with the ubiquitous cell phone on every hip and in every purse, it is harder and harder to find a time to wind down during lunch and on break. with stress levels rising, it is more important to relieve this stress and come back to work productive and energized.

Not only do cell phones provide a way to play video games, but game makers have gone after business users, making games that are now shorter and can be played in short bursts, making them ideal for coffee breaks and lunches. A puzzle game can be a stimulating challenge that keeps the brain working. A board game can be a relaxing break that lets you rest your mind. And all of these games can be played in 5 minutes or less.

So the next time you stand around the water cooler, don’t be surprised if idle banter and gossip is replaced with battle cries and victory cheers

AN ACTUAL 'CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS' AD

To the Guy Who tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Dat e: 2010-03-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

first, I'd like to apologise for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head … isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, — on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb … after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

;In a way, perhaps I should apologise for not killing you … but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing is sue s, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pur sue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

You like to live in a fantasy world.

May I laugh now???

love it! except for the phone sex part because you said you have a girlfriend and i think that is a kind of dick-ish thing to do…. but i looooove that jooooke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

all ways a good read

FINALLY!!!

Someone does something to these IDIOT LOW-LIVES!!

I'm sick and tired of being around them!!

Thank you kindly Mister Alex, whoever you may be.

As ye sow, so shall ye reap !

Well done Alex.

Careful Greybeard, this post could be considered 'chatting'. I have just had my appeal declined and this was stated as the reason. I thought yahoo answers was a place of communication and exchange of ideas, but apparently not.

Love the revenge piece, considering the circumstances, the guy pulling the knife got off easy. there would be others that would have just shot him. now if only we could do the same thing to the thieves in suits that have shafted us all with their fraudulent banking practises. There's more than one kind of low life, some of them drive Bentleys.

Keep posting Greybeard, you are, if nothing else, always entertaining.

Thanks George, that's the best peice of entertainment I've read in a long time. The misses and I are still chuckling over it, good onyer' mate, keep 'em rolling….and a Star as a bonus…

If it's "AN ACTUAL 'CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS' AD " then it's not YOUR joke, is it?

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Oh! would that it were true.

You want to be fashionable so you’re considering investing in some accessories for your cell phone. a phone cover should be on the top of your list. These definitely make a cool accessory plus they are made to protect your cell phone from wear and tear. People generally keep their cell tucked away in their pocket, purse, or back pack. it is very easy for the cell phone’s screen or casing to get scraped or scratched. when you have a phone cover, it protects both the screen and casing. so, you’re looking trendy and in style, and helping your phone stay in great condition. Everyone should invest in a mobile cover; it is a small investment to make.

Cell phone skins are very good phone covers. they are sold online and at your local cell dealer. there is a website that is totally dedicated to skins and you can choose from hundreds of designs or create your very own. Just simply pick your brand of phone and start creating. These covers are made of a very thin soft plastic material and sip tightly right over your phone. they protect your cell from scratching and chipping, and look totally cool. With a skin cover you will really be making a fashion statement. The cost of a skin phone cover is from $10 to $25 each.

If your do really hard work or are just outdoors often they you may want to invest in a rugged phone cover. These covers are made of an industrial nylon material and are contractor strength. they fit right over your whole phone and have a metal clip so you can attach them to your belt, pocket, or purse. they make these in all different sizes, and they are very heavy duty. besides a regular leather phone cover, the Rugged brand cover would be the most protective of all. they come in several different colors and even camouflage. The cost of these phone covers is very inexpensive at on $7 each.

If you want a more designer type cell covers than you need to head on down to your local mall and check out the phone cover kiosk. At these kiosks they sell trendy designer brands like Playboy, Ed Hardy, Disney, and hello Kitty. they carry hundreds of different themes and they fit every phone type. The cost of these designer phone covers is from $5 to $35 each, depending on the brand you choose.

Making a fashion statement isn’t just wearing designer clothes and having a new car, you must have a cell phone cover for your phone that is fashionable. it used to be that you could only find those cheap plastic mobile phone covers that snapped on. soon as you’d drop your phone, the cover would split apart and break, and so would your phone. those phone covers are now being replaced by new and improved covers made to protect your cell from damage. You can still find the less expensive plastic cell covers, but now through technology, they are made to be unbreakable. they are even making phone covers out of silicone and soft rubberized plastic.

You have a brand new cell and now you’re going to be purchasing a phone cover that will protect your phone from being damaged. so many of us carry our cell phones in a pocket or purse where the screen can get scratched so easy. A good cell phone cover will prevent this from happening. Skins are a fantastic new way to protect your cell phone from damage. There are skin cell phone covers that are rubberized and fit over your phone. they provide a secure grip and protect the sides and corners against scratches. the key board and screen remain uncovered. these cell covers are very inexpensive and run around $3. There is a brand new skin cell phone cover product that has just arrived. This is just a thin piece of silicone type material that you peel off and place right on over your phone. It’s made with 3M material, has a 3D effect, and is sealed with and anti-scratch coating. it will not leave a film when removed from your cell . these covers come in many different designs, from the expensive Ed Hardy theme to the lower costing plain colors.

Phone covers are sold just about everywhere and are priced $2 to $100 depending on the material there made of. Leather cell covers are very nice and a bit more expensive than the other types. You can find leather cell covers in cell stores, leather shops, and upscale department stores. Safari print cell phone covers are most popular right now. You can even get a cover to match your purse and wallet. Leather cell phone covers last a long time and are very trendy.

Like most electronic devices, cell phones are remarkably fragile. your cellular phone needs to be protected from water, extreme temperatures, scratches, and unnecessary falls. Luckily, a wide selection of cellular accessories is available to help you keep your cell phone looking and acting like new.

The first line of defense against cell phone damage is a protective case. Protective cases are useful cellular accessories because they protect your phone from dust and damage while maintaining all of its functionality. If you frequently carry your phone in your purse or pockets, it can be easily damaged by keys or other sharp objects. For the somewhat clumsy cell phone user, protective cases are valuable cellular accessories that offer an extra layer of cushioning if your phone is accidentally dropped. Protective cases are normally made of leather, although cases made from neoprene offer better protection against water damage. Cases come in many different colors and styles to suit your personal tastes. Prices for these cellular accessories usually range from $10 to $25. like most cellular accessories, protective cases are designed for specific models of cell phones.

Another option for protecting your cell phone is to carry a purse that contains a special pocket for your cellular phone. Keeping your phone separate from the other contents of your bag will help prevent unnecessary damage. with these cellular accessories, you won’t need to worry about scratches or makeup spills damaging your phone.

For men, cell phone holsters are useful cellular accessories. Holsters are fairly inexpensive and easily clip onto your belt. these cellular accessories allow access to your cell phone at all times while helping to keep it safe from damage.

Neck straps allow you to keep your phone around your neck for easy access, but these cellular accessories don’t offer much additional protection against unnecessary damage.

A jewelry pouch is a beautiful accessory for formal wear or while traveling. It has an elegance that is reminiscent of great civilizations where wealth was tangible and carried rather then held in portfolios. even today its functionality is there because it offers a practical and sleek way of carrying jewelry in a secure manner.

Today the most famous types of pouches are drawstring jewelry pouches. the drawstring enclosure opens and closes securely to provide a convenient and quick way to select your jewelry and be on your way.

The wisdom of a separate pouch is to offer you tangle-free and hassle-free jewelry selection whenever you want it. the pouches can placed inside purses and handbags so they remain separate from makeup, phones, car keys, and other objects. Imagine not having to dig around for the matching earring that’s buried somewhere in your purse with all the other stuff. after all keeping your sanity is just as important as keeping your jewelry.

Inside most jewelry pouches you’ll find a large center compartment that will hold your necklaces and bracelets. Around this compartment there will be a number of smaller compartments usually eight or so in number to accommodate earrings and rings.

You can even organize your entire week’s jewelry selection with a jewelry pouch. This is a perfect arrangement if you travel often and don’t want to spend time organizing and finding your rings everyday.

Many jewelry pouches come in a variety of colors and designs to match any outfit. Black goes perfect with formal dresses but many evening gowns now come in light blue or light green and these are enhanced by matching jewelry pouches for the ideal look.

Silk jewelry pouches also make ideal bridal party gifts or bridesmaids gifts. With an enormous color selection each pouch can be color coordinated to the dress for a perfect evening.